he wanted to turn romance into a business transaction, he should receive a business-style response.
That was when Emily got an idea.
She opened a blank document and titled it:
INVOICE FOR UNREQUESTED SERVICES RENDERED
She and her friends spent the next hour putting together a response that matched Daniel’s level of absurdity.
The invoice included:
Listening to unsolicited stories about your cryptocurrency investments: $35.
Pretending your joke about your boss was funny: $20.
Maintaining eye contact during a 17-minute explanation of your gym routine: $45.
Providing polite conversation despite
